My friend Delinda
got a Betta fish and named him Gary. While deciding on a name, she also decided that her fish must be gay. She thought Gary was a great name for a gay Betta fish, but couldn't put her finger on why. The best part of the story is that a few short days later the water in Gary's tank turned pink from one of his plants. Coincidence? You be the judge.
I promptly decided that Gary needed a cohort in Seattle, in case he ever came to visit. So - without further ado - please say hello to the newest member of the Smith/Legg family:
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Ace the Betta |
Ace, his water conditioner, food, and Tiki man (the most expensive item at approx. $5) all came home on Wednesday night.
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I don't think Ace is gay though |
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I've already learned a few things from Ace:
- He can fit inside the Tiki man's mouth, which seems very small.
- He likes to hide between the Tiki man and the side of the jar.
- I don't think Pounce cares about him, just the water in his bowl. Or, Pounce is lulling me into a false sense of security.
- Most Importantly, I learned that Cory will call my bluff when I tell him that I really, really want a fish. I forgot I had made this declaration. Then, after dinner with some friends, he drove me to the pet store and said something to the effect of, "Ok, go get your fish." Obviously I couldn't back down. Now we have Ace and I love him.
It is a little known fact that most fish thrive in a mixture of fresh water and beer....
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